Show your olde school gamer pride to all the ladies with this super cool, hot pimpin' Atari 2600 joystick necklace. Imagine showing up on that hot date sporting this bad boy! It's silver, it's sleek, it's phallic! Sure it's small at .5"x.75"x.5", but at $7.99 plus shipping, how can you lose? If you're really worried about her disparaging the size of your joystick, take matters into your own hands. Get yourself a real 2600 joystick, a can of silver spray paint, attach some beadchain and you're on your way! Trust me, the ladies will love you for it. Flynn De Marco

Joystick Necklace [Fred Flare, thanks Cringer8]