A Travesty Of A Girl Gamer

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A Travesty Of A Girl Gamer

Wired's Joel Johnson writes:

You have to lambast this:

http://flickr.com/photos/femalethatlovestech/sets/72057594072372309/

So I will. The lithe, sultry minx, on all fours above? A shameful disgrace to female gamers. If she was a real girl gamer, she'd have a 36 inch plasma screen balanced on the top of her head, thus allowing me to fulfill both of my life's primary functions simultaneously.

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