Why? No, really? Why? Please tell me. I'm flummoxed.

Jillian Michaels' Fitness Ultimatum 2011 will have, for some reason, a story mode. A fitness game. For the Nintendo Wii. With a story mode. According to the game's developer,

...Jillian and the player use fitness skills and nutritional expertise in a series of missions to shut down Cureall, an evil food and drug corporation set upon world domination.

That's...paranoid. It's a fitness game. She's a big time fitness guru. Improve the fitness part, not the story! Do that and you're golden. Nobody plays fitness games for the story, nobody.

Jillian Michaels' Fitness Ultimatum 2011 will be out on the Nintendo Wii this fall. With a story mode. Ungh.

Jillian Michaels' next Fitness Ultimatum has a story [Destructoid] [Pic]