Tipper Jeff writes in to point and snigger at a man in an unfortunate shirt who committed ghastly crimes against God and GameStop:
The man, who was the last remaining customer in the store, pointed a revolver at two employees and demanded money. He left with an undisclosed amount of cash, an X-Box game system and two games.
Furthermore, says Jeff, the poor bastard went to all that trouble to relieve the retail chain of an Xbox core system. Pshaw.
As an aside, I personally cannot tell the core system from the premium just by looking at this grainy security photo. Perhaps I lack a certain finesse in these matters.
Further aside than that, if your name is Jason, Jeff, Brian, Rob, Mike, Chris, John, Erin, Erica or Jen, please choose a cool nickname and start demanding that people call you by it exclusively. My Mike quotient has become so swollen (I know at least six or seven, and meet a new one every few days) that I've taken to demanding they choose an alternative when we are introduced. The last Mike is known only as Mikatron, and the Chris I met on Saturday night is now "Fetus".
I suggest the rest of you poor cursed fools with unimaginative parents start choosing nicknames now, so you aren't saddled with something filthy and ludicrous should I ever chance to shake your hand.
Video game store robber sought [DallasNews]
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