“IT’S JOHN CENA.” Overheard (about a life-sized Overwatch statue) at BlizzCon. Winston is, of course, a kindly yet terrifying genetically engineered gorilla—not John Cena, who is a different kindly yet terrifying genetically engineered gorilla. I wonder who would win a fight.

Here’s the statue up-close:

He even has actual hair. Clearly someone cares a lot about the time-honored craft of sculpting life-sized replicas of genetically engineered gorillas. Don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty inspired right now.

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