As Kotaku's new weekend editor I am now off Thursday and Friday, so I missed the celebration of Pi Day on 3/14. I felt bad about it. Then I saw Vihart's latest anti-Pi rant.

Now I feel much better, thanks to colored markers rapidly sketching out Pi's overwhelming plainness. I think the whole affair is just a conspiracy whipped up by the national baker's lobby to sell more delicious pies.

This year I rebelled against their plans and ate Moon Pies instead. Take that, insidious bakers.