Mario Fights Master Chief and Lara Croft, Kicks Their Asses

Some things are sacred to a plumber: Family, kingdom, honor. But few things are as sacred as power-ups. I pity the poor fools that try to mess with them.

In the video, above, Master Chief, Connor from Assassin's Creed III and Lara Croft try to steal Mario's power-ups. They thought it was a simple heist. They thought everything was cut-and-dry, that nothing could go wrong...

Mario Fights Master Chief and Lara Croft, Kicks Their Asses

Oh how wrong they were.

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