Oh Krieg — dear, sweet Krieg. The Psycho Pack addition to Borderlands 2's roster had already won my admiration with his fire and axes. With this bittersweet peek at the man behind the madness, he's won my heart.

I've always wanted to get a heart tattoo on my arm, complete with a flowery banner that reads "Your Mom." It might cost a little more, but "I'm the conductor of the poop train" might fit better.