The latest Super Sentai (aka Power Rangers) series in Japan is train themed. That means a whole slew of new toys. And one of them can get what looks like a giant train boner. All aboard!
The new instalment is called Ressha Sentai Tokkyuujaa (烈車戦隊トッキュウジャー) or, loosely, "Furious Train Squadron Limited Express Rangers." The Japanese "Tokkyuujaa" (トッキュウジャー) is written as a stylized "ToQger" in English.
As in previous Super Sentai shows, all the heroes join together to form a giant robot. In toy form, it look like this:
Important: You must remember to fold the red train all the way up.
Otherwise, you'll get a train boner.
Hey, that looks kinda heavy!
Ah, there we go. Much better.
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