I can tell you what the hell's going to happen after this video. Little Kevin is going to get vaporized by aliens. Seriously, I can't figure out why the clown is in hot water with the G-Man. Or why it'd be prudent to close down a kid's show this way.

The video is part of a series of live-action vignettes leading up to the release of The Bureau: XCOM Declassified. I guess we will find out soon enough.

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