I Would So Play This Fake Pacific Rim Video GamePacific Rim never got an 8-bit Nintendo game. Why? Because Guillermo Del Toro wasn't making big Hollywood movies during the 1980s, that's why. But what if he were...

Okay, title screen up there. Ignore the 2013 copyright and pencil in 1987. Do it.

I Would So Play This Fake Pacific Rim Video Game

So, now kaiju are on Earth, threatening human existence, blah, blah, blah.

I Would So Play This Fake Pacific Rim Video Game

Select your Jaeger! "A" is "jump," and "B" is "punch." Got it.

I Would So Play This Fake Pacific Rim Video Game

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

This "Famicom Pacific Rim" was created by Japanese artist Chofu Shimen.

ファミコン版パシフィック・リム [調布市民]

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