One Man Doesn't Need The Xbox One Launch Tonight

Stephen Colbert knows how to spend time with his loved ones. And by "loved ones" I mean he knows how to spend time with hardware like the PS4.

The GIF above comes from a segment of last night's episode of The Colbert Report, where Stephen Colbert takes a jab at consumerism, ultimately urging lonely single men to spend more money. Take a look:

Ha.