Telltale Games' Poker Night 2 hit the Xbox 360 today, leaving PC players two days and PlayStation 3 gamers until next week to figure out if they're all-in or not. I'm torn.

On the one hand, I'm not good with card games that don't have fantasy art and statistics on them. I know there's deep strategy to poker, but it's the sort of deep strategy that puts me right to sleep unless James Bond is doing the strategizing.

On the other hand, GLaDOS, Sam, and Brock Samson. I could take or leave not-Ash and Claptrap, but GLaDOS meets Brock is the title of my unfinished erotic fanfic.

Decisions, decisions.