Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

It's no secret that female armor in games can sometimes be ridiculous and unrealistic. The Repair Her Armor Tumblr recently put together a list of thirteen types of ridiculous female armor you come to expect in MMORPGs—the commentary being less serious than it is for fun.

"Don't take it too seriously," they write. "But I am getting tired of these outfits, though."

While you should visit the site for the full list, here's a smaller selection:

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in bed battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

Thirteen Types of Ridiculous Female Armor In MMORPGs

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGs [Repair Her Armor]