Game Walkthroughs Should Be Taken Out Of Context

Game walkthroughs, when viewed as a whole, are incredible useful things. Take them out of context, though, and boy, there's some weird stuff goin' on.

Game Walkthroughs is a bot that crawls Gamefaqs and just...lifts sections of text. At random. What that leaves us with is a Twitter account that reads like the ramblings of an oracle.

Game Walkthroughs Should Be Taken Out Of Context

See? Imagine this lady saying any of these and suddenly it's some heavy shit.

I think I might put these inside this year's Christmas crackers...

Game Walkthroughs [Twitter]