There's a new $2.99 costume pack available for Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 today on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, but that's not important right now. What's important is the follow-up outfit for the pink-haired Sakura coming later this month. It's everything I ever wanted.
Perhaps that's a bit of an overstatement. No, it is not. Sakura dressed in Hello Kitty accessories is pretty much all I need. You can keep your Naruto and Sasuke outfits, Namco Bandai. I'll be good later this month.
Mind you, this is not some perverted anime crush thing. Sakura's only what, 15 or 16? No, this is a product of my firm belief that pink-haired girls win everything. I want to be a pink-haired girl when I grow up, and I will have a Sanrio store credit card. Also, they will make a Sanrio store credit card, and I'll be able to spend it on this single costume, which will cost the same $2.99 as the entire Sasuke and Naruto pack.
If you'd rather dress Naruto up as some sort of pirate thing, knock yourself out. Here are some pictures.