Zoe Brookes works for BioShock developers Irrational Games as a graphic designer, so if anyone on Earth was going to find the time to whip something this amazing up, it'd be her.
Shame it's not real (duh, the actual expansion will be counted in GB, not MB). Or that you can't at least buy them. I've got an old 3.5-inch drive somewhere in the garage, would be awesome to plug it in and actually use it one last time. For something other than Quest For Glory II.
You can see more of Zoe's work here.