I know you've all been following the saga of the masturbating Gameboy with baited breath. First there came the video, which ruined the childhood memories of thousands. Then came the contest wherin the bits, bytes, pixels and sprites team sought your aid in placing a label on this madness. Now, finally, fear has a name.

Jackie T.

I can't help but think one of you had a hand in this. No pun intended. I know Kotaku doesn't exactly dominate the making fun of lawyer market, but our commentors do it with such style. Let's just hope their choice of names doesn't open them up to any ineffectual lawsuits! Michael Fahey

We Have a Winner! The Gameboy has been named! [bits bytes pixels & sprites]