Imagine if the most annoying parts of the internet—spam emails, viruses, things that exist to steal your identity—were real people. Real people trying to get into your house.

Ugh, no.

Things could get ugly quick, as shown by this video by HapstanceFilms. Well, until the porn lady comes around. Then you won't even realize you're being screwed with.

The Inbox | HAPSTANCE [HapstanceFilms]