Step one: get a pin-up mod, and the True Vision ENB's filmic preset for Skyrim. Step two: have a beard (here are some good beard mods). Step three: take a picture.
Reddit now has a "Skyrim Beard Porn" subreddit, and despite being somewhat new, people are showing off some ridiculous beard action. Not all of it is 'saucy/'using poses—some just show an appreciation for some good, old fashioned beards. Take a look:
Feel free to add your own epic Skyrim 'beard porn' in the comments. The more silly the picture, the better.