Each week I set aside some of my health for the sake of bringing Kotaku readers my honest, unbiased opinion about on some of the most horrible snack foods the world has to offer, and each week I get the same questions. "Don't you ever review anything healthy?" "How are you not dead yet?" Folks seem to be under the impression that I eat a cheese and oil-soaked pizza every day, chasing it with Creme Eggs and BBQ pork burgers. This is not the case at all.