Hey, I'm just like you. When someone sends me an e-mail saying "Hey! The Wii is out!" I get all ants-in-the-pants and start frantically rubbing my sweaty palms together in anticipation of sprinting to my local EBgames. Then I realize it's just some jerk playing games with me. Now I'm that jerk.

Sadly, it looks like one of the Glasgow Gamestations is staffed by folks who don't know how to set a clock. You're not going to buy electronics from these people are you? Back to X-ing off days on the calendar. Thanks for nothin', Euan. Michael McWhertor