Look at this swank little toy that speakers get at the Game Developers Conference.

It's the GDC Speaker-Man. He comes with:

One (1) Figure
One (1) Podium

From the box:

GDC Speaker-Man saved the day with game development knowledge sharing and networking super-powers! See him inspire the innocent in the halls of GDC and defeat the forces of mediocrity like Crate-Man and Same-Old-Man. GDc Speaker-Man fights for truth justice and the developer way.