In college, you bring home tidings for your family of your school. Hooded sweatshirts from frigid Big Ten schools, mugs, ashtrays, whatever. Now, that's a little dated. T-shirts from websites you frequent are the future! Your time to enter the future is slim though, you procrastinators. Get to the choppa that is the Gawker Store, buy your father a form-fitting t-shirt and buy your mother a t-shirt that can double as lingerie!

Or something.

Remember, you may have delayed to the point where you'll be apologizing over the holiday for the tardy arrival of your package! Ready your excuses, you damn slacker.