I'll admit it: I'm a ganker. You know how you'll play World of Warcraft and, all of a sudden, you'll find yourself stunlocked by a rogue, with no chance to defend yourself? Yes, that's me. And you know how you'll come back to your corpse, only to get ganked again? Me too.

In fact, I have a very small guild comprised entirely of undead rogue engineer dickheads. Our main tactic of choice is the gnomish death ray: usually two or three of us will sap you and fire the death rays off in unison. Even better, sometimes we'll sneak up behind you and, while you're busy fighting, happily fire three deaths rays into your back, then vanish, leaving you absolutely mystified as to what has occurred.

This video? We do this too. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh. We're the reason you hate rogues. Florian Eckhardt