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Mmm. Xbox Fruit Roll Ups. "Every day glow green snack has a hint hidden under the wrapper." And a strawberry red ring of death inside!
And, courtesy of Crecente's wit, some added thoughts:
Please let this be a excellent photoshop and not Microsoft's retina-searing move into the faux fruit candy market. Our tipster tells us that each Xbox 360 Fruit Roll comes with a snazzy game tip:
Sample hint:
In Saint's Row you can get more hos if you gut-shot the pimp straight off the bat and steal his bitches.
Just kidding, here's the equally dubious "real" sample hint:
Amped 3: Its style, not substance that counts in Amped 3. Learn to slow down your trick massive multipliers.
Thanks, John! And Crecente, for letting me be paid largely for his work!
