Many people have asked how I came to be in Ireland. Remarkably, it happened very similarly to the circumstances depicted in this banned Xbox commercial. Like this commercial's protagonist, I was propelled at high velocity into the stratosphere and over the sea while implanted deep within a woman's vagina. Unlike this commercial, though, it happened to me as an adult, and the woman was thankfully not my mother. Instead, it happened mere seconds after I responded to my lover's silly question, "What do you like best about me, Flor?" by naming the very same spasming orifice that would, a shriek of indignation later, propel me like a naked, flesh-toned cannonball to far-off, emerald isle climes. And thus Mr. Eckhardt came to Ireland. Florian Eckhardt

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