Ebay really does have everything. I hope whoever wins an hour with this Night Elf hooker doesn't forget to wear a jimmy hat. The clap is bad news, even in WoW.

Hi Guys

*Molten Core making you hot?
*BWL bumming you out?
*Tired of grinding that next level?

Kick back, relax and let me take care of you! I will do anything, yes ANYTHING you want me to. Let me dance my sultry Night Elf dance for you. Let me run my fingers through your hair and shower you with kisses. Want some hot girl on girl action? I'll invite one of my girlfriends over and the 2 of us will blow your mind. I am waiting for you to command me!

What you are bidding on is one, in game, hour of my time. During that hour I will do anything you ask of me that is possible using emote, character control and chat interface. The winning bidder can either roll a character on my server, or I'll roll one on your server. We will set up a day and time to meet and spend our hour together. I have several sexy outfits I can wear for you and getting new ones every day. I love to dress up <3. You are welcome to take screenshots and make movies of our time together. I am very photogenic!

Good Luck! I can't wait to meet you!

I will give money for a digi pic of the actual dude that nails this Elf.

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