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When we got that silly Wiid photoshop yesterday, Crecente stopped coming onto me long enough that we were able to share a chuckle. I mean, maybe we would have fallen for it if they'd sent it directly to Ashcraft. But a croque-monsieur machine photoshopped with a Nintendo logo and a handy marijuana homonym for a name? Yeah, whatever: the on-duty staff was too savvy to fall for that.
But maybe we were wrong! An anonymous tipster sent Destructoid this amazing new Wii prototype, perhaps corroborating evidence that Nintendo is planning an entire line of exciting Wii follow-up consoles. Meet the Wiif!
Here's the real news — my Ferrari-driving ninja cousin's ex-girlfriend's shadowpuppet's niece works at Nintendo and she just leaked this exclusive rendering of Nintendo's Integrated Bathroom Strategy — The Wiif. Not only does it blow hot air, it allows you to melt your UMDs while you're taking a dump using a "laser." Microsoft better get on the ball.
We also received a picture from an anonymous tipster of the qWiif, but we can't show you that. Kids read this site. But listen closely during Eliza's shift and you might, at least, hear it.
Kotaku offered some Wiid, we let out a Wiif [Destructoid]
