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It has begun. First it was a girl, possibly covering up abuse like a 21st century "My Name is Luca" remix, and now Kotakuite Anders ends up with a black eye from his nunchuck.
i was playing wii sports boxing with my brother and we were playing in a pretty small room. the idiot go so into the action and tried to side swipe my character when his nunchuk hit me in my right eye. i have an absolutely massive bloody black eye and can hardly even open it.
My theory here? There is no 'brother'. Wii delirium, acting with his own dangerously fractured psyche, has created for Anders his own personal Tyler Durden. He's out there right now somewhere, smashing his own television and blaming it on his imaginary sibling.
Don't believe me?
to top it off, about 5 minutes later he was playing on his own when the wii remote shot out of his hand and hit the tv. its only a cheap crt, but he's put a dark patch in it from the impact. anyway, thought i may as well let others get a kick out of my mishaps...
Maybe I am wrong, but through this entire post we never actually see his brother or anyone else interacting with his brother. It's a Chuck Palahniuk novel waiting to happen.
