Gyah! My eyes! Wii Have A Problem reader Jim sent in his harrowing tale of abusing his girlfriend Liz with a Wii-mote in a drunken, Twilight Princess-playing rage, resulting in the most painful looking Wii related injury I've ever seen.

After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

God, that's brutal. Let's hope that Jim seeks anger management therapy before Wario Ware Smooth Moves ships. Michael McWhertor

Attack on Girlfriend Proves Fatal to Boyfriend's Wii Privileges

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