Kotaku
A couple sharp-eyed readers have written in to alert the slovenly Kotaku team that Best Buy is now fielding Wii preorders. This place became a madhouse shortly after Crecente left on "vacation" (read:discounted Tijuana implant binge) and it was fun until Bashcraft finished off the Rockstar and started slurring something about "hazing the noob" while his bloodshot eyes listed unsteadily across my face.
So I'm updating via PSP from a monitor box in one of the abandoned employee lounges, Solid Snake-style. By the time this posts I'll have moved to a different location, so don't even bother trying to find me, suckas.
I'm leeching wifi from some unencrypted node called "bewbz4fl0r1an" and the signal strength is pretty low. Even when I'm connected, it's Kings Quest slow. I guess someone is sucking up all the bandwidth.
Anyway, think of me when you slap down your $50 for Red Steel. I'll do what I can, but man, I can hear them breaking into the Sierra Mist from here. God help us all.
Wii games at Best Buy OMG WIIIIII! [Best Buy]
