The Wii must be deflowered. The beer is flowing. It is time for...an unboxing! Of the PAL Wii, which is important to you because it's probably slightly different to yours.

Observe: the soft, gentle cardboard boxes.

Watch, as Soda lovingly inserts his fingers between the soft, accepting folds of the Wii box.

What happened next is not fit to print; suffice to say it was...primal.

In which case we cut straight to the conclusion: the unpacked contents, laid bare for your enjoyment. Of particular interest should be the nice DVD case for Wii Sports, and the mere presence of Wii Play (which is pretty damn cool). Luke Plunkett

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