If GT had any sanity rattling around in their cerebellums at all, this list of the Top Ten Video Game Weapons would be Painkiller's entire arsenal and five other guns. It isn't; they don't. And there's a lot of often gibbering hyperbole. But it's still a lot of fun early on a Friday Morning.

But huh? The Doom chainsaw wasn't found until late in the game? Yeah, I guess E1M2 is later than E1M1. I also like what they say about the BFG: "the most brilliantly disguised acronyms in video game history!" How do you brilliantly disguise an acronym? Florian Eckhardt (Thanks, Jonathan!)

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