Celebrities. They're just like us! They buy gelato, shop for groceries, divorce their trophy wives, and wait in line at the airport (note: all celebrity behaviors swiped from Us Weekly). And they play Guitar Hero, even if they're certified, world famous rock and rollers.

Like who? Jonathan "I'm the lead singer of Korn" Davis, the Donnas, that one guy from Incubus, another guy from My Chemical Romance, even SNL funny man Fred Armisen and NIN sad man Trent Reznor—they all love plucking away at plastic baby-sized geetars.

The Wall Street Journal has profiles and honest to goodness quotes from those folks, who, despite being well paid drummers in arena rocking bands, really fantasize about being well paid guitarists in area rocking bands. Michael McWhertor

When Being a Fake Rock Star Is Better Than the Reality

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