I'm not talking about CheapyD and crew, I'm talking about you and your inability to prepare for the most commercial of holidays, Valentine's Day. Celebrate the day of overwhelming significant-other guilt, with no real merit, gamer procrastination-style. Is it clear yet that I'm single and angry?

The good Nintendorks at 4 Color Rebellion, whose Web site at time of press was down, put together some nice V-Day cards for you, as we mentioned earlier. Unfortunately, only one was salvageable in the heavy traffic massacre, and hosted by Waxy.org, king of bandwidth. Hurry up and print these things out before you wind up empty-handed!

Your more hardcore boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, guild leader, or Hitomi statue may appreciate some of the offerings from Beavotron, which include beautiful renditions of Warcraft and Katamari faves — plus catchy lovey catchphrases!

You Complete Me [4CR with help from Waxy]
WoW, Katamari, Shadow of the Colossus V-Cards [Beavotron]

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