Gaming geek idol and Metal Gear Solid maestro Hideo Kojima wants to let you know, once and for all, that Uwe Boll is not, he repeats, not, going to direct a Metal Gear movie. The latest edition of Kojima Productions podcast puts those nasty rumors to rest with the following response to the German film hack's involvement:

Absolutely not. I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We never talked to him. It's impossible we would do a movie with him.

Sounds pretty clear to me! Let's hope Uwe gets the message. Now let's all relax, put away our PSG1 sniper rifles, and move on.

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