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Ain't It Cool News' MiraJeff has a very interesting recount of his battery at the hands of Uwe Boll buried at then end of his review of the latest Rocky flick.
By all accounts it sounds like Boll got himself an early Christmas present, and this account in no way changes that. Boll basically got a chance to beat the crap out of people he hates.
I am all alone, in a ring, across from an undefeated amateur boxer from Germany of all places, in Vancouver of all places, about to get punched in the head, of all places, hard and repeatedly. By the end of the first round I couldn't feel my own legs. I could hardly breathe. The guy who was supposed to be my corner man, no joke, got so drunk before the match he passed out and had to be taken home by his 60 year-old father. My "trainer" gave me no advice other than keep moving, keep breathing, and keep your hands up. It was like his first time or something, but apparently he wasn't too worried. Um... hello. The crowd is totally behind Uwe, half because they know him personally and half because they just want to see some blood and a potential serious injury and or tragedy.
I'm not nearly stupid enough to think I could survive, let alone beat, Boll in a boxing match. But if the angry German ever wants to do some fencing, I'm his man. I will hand him his ass, he can even name the weapon.
MiraJeff is conflicted about ROCKY BALBOA and spills all about his match with Uwe Boll [AICN, via 1Up]
