2K just threw a rock through Kotaku Tower's front window. Scrawled across the rock in red, blood-coloured paint, were a series of letters and numbers. After staring at them intently for hours, I realised they were a European release date for Bioshock. Don't know why they couldn't have just used the email hotline like everyone else.

August 24. The PC version will set you back £34.99, while the 360 and its ultra-expensive, see-through green plastic case will result in a higher price-point of £44.99.

Yes, I know there's no price on the limited edition version, nor mention of its mere existence. And yes, I know there's no Australian dates there either. It's the weekend now, that kind of thing will have to wait until Monday. Luke Plunkett

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