By Luke Plunkett, 6:40 AM on Mon Nov 27 2006, 2,855 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Poor Ubisoft. They were going so well, what with all those excellent games that everyone wanted to play making them all that money. Splinter Cell, Prince of Persia, Rainbow Six...those were good times. Then they had to go make a game with rabbits (raving rabbits, to boot), obviously forgetting that rabbits do not go about eating carrots and avoiding dopey hunters and ducks.

They breed.

Now they've overrun the Ubisoft offices, and are going nuts, no doubt killing all in their path. It's a bloodbath. Ah well. At least it makes for a nice staff Christmas card. Luke Plunkett

Ubisoft Christmas Card [McChicken]