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We all know sue-happy Tom Cruise is easy to piss off. So, we're going to retract our original assumption that this fan-made Sim is in fact Tom. It's not. And we'll go one better by saying the closeted star's brainwashed wife Katie Holmes was really pregnant and actually delivered their new baby girl. We love you Tom and believe every wacko thing you say.
Boy, that image is Michael Jackson freaky.
Thanks Alice... I guess [Wonderland]
10:16 AM on Wed Apr 19 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
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