The above clip is from the Sega sponsored kiddy show Yuyusei no Yukorin and stars company campaign girl Yuko "Ditzy Phony" Ogura. The young cheese cake pin-up claims to have come to Earth from outer-space and speaks in a beyond irritating childish voice. Ogura, of course, actually talks nothing like that in real life (hit the jump for the manly vox proof). Regardless, her Lolita act hams it up on children's television for men impressionable young girls. Love Sega for the Dreamcast. Hate them for this show. Brian Ashcraft

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