More Nintendo Wii goodness has drifted my way via the ephemeral rumor mill. Yesterday, I posted rumors of a secret Wii tour set to storm the nation and convert heathen next-geners to the way of the Wii.

Some intriguing new details have surfaced since.

Apparently, instead of taking the form of a barnstorming, whistle-stop tour of the nation's top cities, the Wii tour is going to be something more akin to the Fight Club.

Don't worry you're not going to have to bloody your nose or sell rich people their fat back to them, but you're probably not going to know when the thing breezes through your town unless you make the list.

Nintendo is going to compile some magical list of "influencers" (think alpha soccer moms and gamers, not bloggers and journalists) and invite them to a secret meet up with the Wii.

Once there, the lucky few will get some hands on time with the console and fall deeply in love with it... or be beaten to death by a sack of Wii-motes and their bodies fed to ravenous Pokemon.

Remember the first rule of the Wii Club... Brian Crecente

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