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Jesus Christ, game developers. What's the matter with you? You know, most of us gamers are just trying to keep our heads low as lawmakers and professional ambulance chasers do their damnedest to lay all of society's ills at our door. Yet what do you do? You go ahead and announce a game so rife with depraved acts of sex and violence that it's set to make Postal 2 look like Mickey's Magic Castle, featuring acts such as:
a) Racial genocide
b) Simultaneous masturbation/electrocution fetishism
c) Infanticide
d) Satanism
e) Incest
f) Disembowelment
g) Castration
h) Crucifixion
i) Pedophillia
j) Bestiality
k) Slavery
And the list goes on and on! Don't you realize Jack Thompson has already smelled the waft of class action lawsuit in the air and will delight in nothing better than suing the impudent scoundrel responsible for creating such a game, thus programming all our nation's children into Murder-Death-Kill machines?
Although maybe that's for the best. After all, in this case, it's God himself who is responsible for The Holy Bible: The Game on the Game Boy Advance, and if anyone's responsible for programming children into flesh puppets of perceived but non-existent free will, it's not gaming, but my main man upstairs, YHWH.
The Holy Bible: The Game [Video Games Blogger]
