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The first rule of Greek game advertising: do not serve your target market meals culled fresh from the innards of a freshly slaughtered goat, regardless of whether the dish is merely implied to have been harvested from said carcass. The second rule: hire a team of pleasantly attractive models in crisp, clean cotton nurse get-ups, then have them hit the beach for sun, fun, and a second round of brain massaging Nintendo-designed exercises.
It's fairly simple to follow the laws of effective marketing in Greece, at least as demonstrated by this recent promo event for Brain Age 2: More Training in Minutes a Day. Four of these faux nurses pounded sand at a Greek beach in the name of lowering the native brain age. The results were of course, extremely sexy and satisfyingly smart.
Η Nintendo εξορμα στις παραλίες... [Nintendo of Greece, thanks Agapitos!]
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@Crunshii: Wow man such a smart, creative and well thought out comment...NOT!!!
Kids don't like girls. Sorry.. Had to.
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Wii Porn? Yeah...right :p
@NotSoCool:
they give you cooties, but sexy nurses can make it better.
@jive238: They don't look sexy.. They look like they came from Brookhaven Hospital.
Helloooooooo Nurse!
Seems that this would be better suited to the Trauma Center sequel coming out, but I'm not gonna complain.
Nice effort...
They could re-use the nurses for Trauma center, after splattering some blood on their outfits.
@Crunshii:
1st!
Nice way to get yourself banned. On topic: I approve. But I agree there's an air of Brookhaven about them...
Heellllllo nurse!
@MajoShinpan: haha, nice.
you know, i was thinking 'isnt this kinda not nintendo's territory?", then i remembered that sexy japanese ad they ran for mario sunshine a while back...those sly dogs.
So.. that picture broke rule 2 right? :P
Aww yeah we know how to advertise up in here.
@NotSoCool: I guess your balls had a late winter, mine came out at first day of spring.
Nice post Agapitos but it needs more than 4 second class cheeks to save Greece from the gaming third world that it belongs.Here video games are "for the kids" and gamer means an 11 year old geek that plays FIFA and NBA on weekends.Here console gaming means PS2 or Gameboy.
Athens lacks a decent dedicated gaming store like in most "civilised" countries.Mature action adventures or RPG games (FFs or DQs f.e.)are almost inexistent or unknown to most people.
Gamers in Greece that seek more than a hack and slach experience are a species in extinction.
Oh dont forget...Internet is the devil of course
I liked the goat better.
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