I was going to post this last week, but Crecente convinced me I was imagining things. I suppose that's because his mind is so clean and pure, but since then my girlfriend, 2 coworkers, Flynn, and a random game developer have all confirmed that I am not just a pervert with an overactive imagination. Take a look at the image below, from Super Swing Golf's customization mode.

If you can't see it, feel free to click the image to enlarge it, and I do apologize for my television's crappiness. That is one disturbingly well-defined camel toe there. Now I'm not a prude by any means, but that's a bit more of a rendered 14 year-old than I really want to see. Kind of ironic when you think about it...all those Tecmo Dead or Alive games where the girls almost look like they're sporting junk, and then this family-friendly game. And now you all get to feel dirty with me. You're welcome! Michael Fahey

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