We know we've used this joke before, but EA really ought to market Spore as "The Ejaculate-Into-The-Primordial-Ooze!" game. It really does have a ring to it.
On that note, here's Spore's E3 trailer, greeted at E3 by an audience of cynical gaming "jouralists" with mass paroxysms of ecstasy not seen since naked Cunegonde.
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