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Stardate: Friday, 6/23. We're continuing our voyage through Space. From here, the Earth looks beautiful, and in the distance we can make out Venus. We've met various life-forms over the past week, which we've noted in our Starlog. They are "sponsors" and give off energy that we've harnessed for our power source. For that, we thank them and have given all these sponsors English monikers: Rockstar Games, Mobizzo, Scanner Darkly, Hershey's, Evian and Mini.

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