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Exactly when will Sam Fisher stealthily sneak up behind you and garrote you with his latyest adventure, Splinter Cell: Double Agent? According to jiggly pin-up girl turned Fragdoll Rhoulette over at the official Ubisoft Forums, October 19th.

Not only that, but demos ahoy. PC gamers will get both single-player and multiplayer demos. 360 single-player enthusiasts? You're boned: you'll only get multiplayer.

Of course, when are these demos coming? The way it should be done — before the game's release, so you can inform a first-day purchasing decision accordingly? Of course not: they won't be released any sooner than a month before release, to help keep disinformation about quality (or lack thereof) high. Marketing, don't you know. Florian Eckhardt

New Splinter Cell Gets Official Release Date, Demos [1UP]