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Douchebag PS3 Auction of the Day

ebay_douche.jpgAh, eBay. Never have I seen such a wretched hive of scum and villiany—around console launches, that is. This guy wants a cool $5,000,000 for his PlayStation 3.

This auction is being listed to help raise money for me to pay my medical school tuition. I waited on line at Wal-mart for over 57 hours. I was even there a whole day before anyone else arrived. I was first in line and when all the PS3's were finally released to the public, I bought everything they had available and therefore, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PS3 AUCTION! I haven't seen a bigger PS3 auction on eBay yet!

And we've rarely seen bigger eBay douchebags!

First of all, pay your medical school tuition? Eff. You. Pal. You'll be making more money in a couple years than 99% of us. And you're going to try to push Mobile Suit Gundam Crossfire on us? Please, go to hell.

Thanks for the depressing link, Vinh.

Sony Playstation 3 PS3 PREMIUM 60GB w/13 games & EXTRAS

10:40 PM on Thu Nov 30 2006
By Michael McWhertor
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